TWO
I PLAY DODGEBALL
WITH CANNIBALS
My day started normal. Or as normal as it ever gets at Meriwether College Prep.
See, it's this "progressive" school in downtown Man-hattan, which means we sit on beanbag
chairs instead of at desks, and we don't get grades, and the teachers wear jeans and rock
concert T-shirts to work.
That's all cool with me. I mean, I'm ADHD and dys-lexic, like most half-bloods, so I'd never
done that great in regular schools even before they kicked me out. The only bad thing about
Meriwether was that the teachers always looked on the bright side of things, and the kids
weren't always ... well, bright.
Take my first class today: English. The whole middle school had read this book called Lord
of the Flies, where all these kids get marooned on an island and go psycho. So for our final
exam, our teachers sent us into the break yard to spend an hour with no adult supervision to
see what would happen. What happened was a massive wedgie contest between the seventh
and eighth graders, two pebble fights, and a full-tackle basketball game. The school bully,
Matt Sloan, led most of those activities.
Sloan wasn't big or strong, but he acted like he was. He had eyes like a pit bull, and shaggy
black hair, and he always dressed in expensive but sloppy clothes, like he wanted everybody
to see how little he cared about his family's money. One of his front teeth was chipped from
the time he'd taken his daddy's Porsche for a joyride and run into a PLEASE SLOW DOWN
FOR CHILDREN sign.
Anyway, Sloan was giving everybody wedgies until he made the mistake of trying it on my
friend Tyson.
Tyson was the only homeless kid at Meriwether College Prep. As near as my mom and I
could figure, he'd been aban-doned by his parents when he was very young, probably because
he was so ... different. He was six-foot-three and built like the Abominable Snowman, but he
cried a lot and was scared of just about everything, including his own reflection. His face was
kind of misshapen and brutal-looking. I couldn't tell you what color his eyes were, because I
could never make myself look higher than his crooked teeth. His voice was deep, but he
talked funny, like a much younger kid—I guess because he'd never gone to school before
coming to Meriwether. He wore tattered jeans, grimy size-twenty sneakers, and a plaid flannel
shirt with holes in it. He smelled like a New York City alleyway, because that's where he
lived, in a cardboard refrigerator box off 72nd Street.
Meriwether Prep had adopted him as a community service project so all the students could
feel good about themselves. Unfortunately, most of them couldn't stand Tyson. Once they
discovered he was a big softie, despite his massive strength and his scary looks, they made
themselves feel good by picking on him. I was pretty much his only friend, which meant he
was my only friend.
My mom had complained to the school a million times that they weren't doing enough to help
him. She'd called social services, but nothing ever seemed to happen. The social workers
claimed Tyson didn't exist. They swore up and down that they'd visited the alley we described
and couldn't find him, though how you miss a giant kid living in a refrigerator box, I don't
know.
Anyway, Matt Sloan snuck up behind him and tried to give him a wedgie, and Tyson
panicked. He swatted Sloan away a little too hard. Sloan flew fifteen feet and got tangled in
the little kids' tire swing.
"You freak!" Sloan yelled. "Why don't you go back to your cardboard box!"
Tyson started sobbing. He sat down on the jungle gym so hard he bent the bar, and buried his
head in his hands.
"Take it back, Sloan!" I shouted.
Sloan just sneered at me. "Why do you even bother, Jackson? You might have friends if you
weren't always stick-ing up for that freak."
I balled my fists. I hoped my face wasn't as red as it felt. "He's not a freak. He's just..."
I tried to think of the right thing to say, but Sloan wasn't listening. He and his big ugly friends
were too busy laughing. I wondered if it were my imagination, or if Sloan had more goons
hanging around him than usual. I was used to seeing him with two or three, but today he had
like, half a dozen more, and I was pretty sure I'd never seen them before.
"Just wait till PE, Jackson," Sloan called. "You are so dead."
When first period ended, our English teacher, Mr. de Milo, came outside to inspect the
carnage. He pronounced that we'd understood Lord of the Flies perfectly. We all passed his
course, and we should never, never grow up to be violent people. Matt Sloan nodded
earnestly, then gave me a chip-toothed grin.
I had to promise to buy Tyson an extra peanut butter sandwich at lunch to get him to stop
sobbing.
"I ... I am a freak?" he asked me.
"No," I promised, gritting my teeth. "Matt Sloan is the freak."
Tyson sniffled. "You are a good friend. Miss you next year if ... if I can't ..."
His voice trembled. I realized he didn't know if he'd be invited back next year for the
community service project. I wondered if the headmaster had even bothered talking to him
about it.
"Don't worry, big guy," I managed. "Everything's going to be fine."
Tyson gave me such a grateful look I felt like a big liar. How could I promise a kid like him
that anything would be fine?
Our next exam was science. Mrs. Tesla told us that we had to mix chemicals until we
succeeded in making something explode, Tyson was my lab partner. His hands were way too
big for the tiny vials we were supposed to use. He accidentally knocked a tray of chemicals
off the counter and made an orange mushroom cloud in the trash can.
After Mrs. Tesla evacuated the lab and called the haz-ardous waste removal squad, she
praised Tyson and me for being natural chemists. We were the first ones who'd ever aced her
exam in under thirty seconds.
I was glad the morning went fast, because it kept me from thinking too much about my
problems. I couldn't stand the idea that something might be wrong at camp. Even worse, I
couldn't shake the memory of my bad dream. I had a terrible feeling that Grover was in
danger.
In social studies, while we were drawing latitude/longi-tude maps, I opened my notebook and
stared at the photo inside—my friend Annabeth on vacation in Washington, D.C. She was
wearing jeans and a denim jacket over her orange Camp Half-Blood T-shirt. Her blond hair
was pulled back in a bandanna. She was standing in front of the Lincoln Memorial with her
arms crossed, looking extremely pleased with herself, like she'd personally designed the
place. See, Annabeth wants to be an architect when she grows up, so she's always visiting
famous monuments and stuff. She's weird that way. She'd e-mailed me the picture after spring
break, and every once in a while I'd look at it just to remind myself she was real and Camp
Half-Blood hadn't just been my imagination.
I wished Annabeth were here. She'd know what to make of my dream. I'd never admit it to
her, but she was smarter than me, even if she was annoying sometimes.
I was about to close my notebook when Matt Sloan reached over and ripped the photo out of
the rings.
"Hey!" I protested.
Sloan checked out the picture and his eyes got wide. "No way, Jackson. Who is that? She is
not your—"
"Give it back!" My ears felt hot.
Sloan handed the photo to his ugly buddies, who snick-ered and started ripping it up to make
spit wads. They were new kids who must've been visiting, because they were all wearing
those stupid HI! MY NAME IS: tags from the admis-sions office. They must've had a weird
sense of humor, too, because they'd all filled in strange names like: MARROW SUCKER,
SKULL EATER, and JOE BOB. No human beings had names like that.
"These guys are moving here next year," Sloan bragged, like that was supposed to scare me.
"I bet they can pay the tuition, too, unlike your retard friend."
"He's not retarded." I had to try really, really hard not to punch Sloan in the face.
"You're such a loser, Jackson. Good thing I'm gonna put you out of your misery next period."
His huge buddies chewed up my photo. I wanted to pulverize them, but I was under strict
orders from Chiron never to take my anger out on regular mortals, no matter how obnoxious
they were. I had to save my fighting for monsters.
Still, part of me thought, if Sloan only knew who I really was ...
The bell rang.
As Tyson and I were leaving class, a girl's voice whispered, "Percy!"
I looked around the locker area, but nobody was paying me any attention. Like any girl at
Meriwether would ever be caught dead calling my name.
Before I had time to consider whether or not I'd been imagining things, a crowd of kids
rushed for the gym, carrying Tyson and me along with them. It was time for PE. Our coach
had promised us a free-for-all dodgeball game, and Matt Sloan had promised to kill me.
The gym uniform at Meriwether is sky blue shorts and tie-dyed T-shirts. Fortunately, we did
most of our athletic stuff inside, so we didn't have to jog through Tribeca looking like a bunch
of boot-camp hippie children.
I changed as quickly as I could in the locker room because I didn't want to deal with Sloan. I
was about to leave when Tyson called, "Percy?"
He hadn't changed yet. He was standing by the weight room door, clutching his gym clothes.
"Will you ... uh ..."
"Oh. Yeah." I tried not to sound aggravated about it. "Yeah, sure, man."
Tyson ducked inside the weight room. I stood guard outside the door while he changed. I felt
kind of awkward doing this, but he asked me to most days. I think it's because he's completely
hairy and he's got weird scars on his back that I've never had the courage to ask him about.
Anyway, I'd learned the hard way that if people teased Tyson while he was dressing out, he'd
get upset and start ripping the doors off lockers.
When we got into the gym, Coach Nunley was sitting at his little desk reading Sports
Illustrated. Nunley was about a million years old, with bifocals and no teeth and a greasy
wave of gray hair. He reminded me of the Oracle at Camp Half-Blood—which was a
shriveled-up mummy—except Coach Nunley moved a lot less and he never billowed green
smoke. Well, at least not that I'd observed.
Matt Sloan said, "Coach, can I be captain?"
"Eh?" Coach Nunley looked up from his magazine. "Yeah," he mumbled. "Mm-hmm."
Sloan grinned and took charge of the picking. He made me the other team's captain, but it
didn't matter who I picked, because all the jocks and the popular kids moved over to Sloan's
side. So did the big group of visitors.
On my side I had Tyson, Corey Bailer the computer geek, Raj Mandali the calculus whiz, and
a half dozen other kids who always got harassed by Sloan and his gang. Normally I would've
been okay with just Tyson—he was worth half a team all by himself—but the visitors on
Sloan's team were almost as tall and strong-looking as Tyson, and there were six of them.
Matt Sloan spilled a cage full of balls in the middle of the gym.
"Scared," Tyson mumbled. "Smell funny."
I looked at him. "What smells funny?" Because I didn't figure he was talking about himself.
"Them." Tyson pointed at Sloan's new friends. "Smell funny."
The visitors were cracking their knuckles, eyeing us like it was slaughter time. I couldn't help
wondering where they were from. Someplace where they fed kids raw meat and beat them
with sticks.
Sloan blew the coach's whistle and the game began. Sloan's team ran for the center line. On
my side, Raj Mandali yelled something in Urdu, probably "I have to go potty!" and ran for the
exit. Corey Bailer tried to crawl behind the wall mat and hide. The rest of my team did their
best to cower in fear and not look like targets.
"Tyson," I said. "Let's g—"
A ball slammed into my gut. I sat down hard in the mid-dle of the gym floor. The other team
exploded in laughter.
My eyesight was fuzzy. I felt like I'd just gotten the Heimlich maneuver from a gorilla. I
couldn't believe any-body could throw that hard.
Tyson yelled, "Percy, duck!"
I rolled as another dodgeball whistled past my ear at the speed of sound.
Whooom!
It hit the wall mat, and Corey Bailer yelped.
"Hey!" I yelled at Sloan's team. "You could kill some-body!"
The visitor named Joe Bob grinned at me evilly. Somehow, he looked a lot bigger now ...
even taller than Tyson. His biceps bulged beneath his T-shirt. "I hope so, Perseus Jackson! I
hope so!"
The way he said my name sent a chill down my back. Nobody called me Perseus except those
who knew my true identity. Friends ... and enemies.
What had Tyson said? They smell funny.
Monsters.
All around Matt Sloan, the visitors were growing in size. They were no longer kids. They
were eight-foot-tall giants with wild eyes, pointy teeth, and hairy arms tattooed with snakes
and hula women and Valentine hearts.
Matt Sloan dropped his ball. "Whoa! You're not from Detroit! Who ..."
The other kids on his team started screaming and back-ing toward the exit, but the giant
named Marrow Sucker threw a ball with deadly accuracy. It streaked past Raj Mandali just as
he was about to leave and hit the door, slamming it shut like magic. Raj and some of the other
kids banged on it desperately but it wouldn't budge.
"Let them go!" I yelled at the giants.
The one called Joe Bob growled at me. He had a tattoo on his biceps that said: JB luvs
Babycakes. "And lose our tasty morsels? No, Son of the Sea God. We Laistrygonians aren't
just playing for your death. We want lunch!"
He waved his hand and a new batch of dodgeballs appeared on the center line—but these balls
weren't made of red rubber. They were bronze, the size of cannon balls, perforated like wiffle
balls with fire bubbling out the holes. They must've been searing hot, but the giants picked
them up with their bare hands.
"Coach!" I yelled.
Nunley looked up sleepily, but if he saw anything abnormal about the dodgeball game, he
didn't let on. That's the problem with mortals. A magical force called the Mist obscures the
true appearance of monsters and gods from their vision, so mortals tend to see only what they
can understand. Maybe the coach saw a few eighth graders pounding the younger kids like
usual. Maybe the other kids saw Matt Sloan's thugs getting ready to toss Molotov cock-tails
around. (It wouldn't have been the first time.) At any rate, I was pretty sure nobody else
realized we were dealing with genuine man-eating bloodthirsty monsters.
"Yeah. Mm-hmm," Coach muttered. "Play nice."
And he went back to his magazine.
The giant named Skull Eater threw his ball. I dove aside as the fiery bronze comet sailed past
my shoulder.
"Corey!" I screamed.
Tyson pulled him out from behind the exercise mat just as the ball exploded against it,
blasting the mat to smoking shreds.
"Run!" I told my teammates. "The other exit!"
They ran for the locker room, but with another wave of Joe Bob's hand, that door also
slammed shut.
"No one leaves unless you're out!" Joe Bob roared. "And you're not out until we eat you!"
He launched his own fireball. My teammates scattered as it blasted a crater in the gym floor.
I reached for Riptide, which I always kept in my pocket, but then I realized I was wearing
gym shorts. I had no pockets. Riptide was tucked in my jeans inside my gym locker. And the
locker room door was sealed. I was com-pletely defenseless.
Another fireball came streaking toward me. Tyson pushed me out of the way, but the
explosion still blew me head over heels. I found myself sprawled on the gym floor, dazed
from smoke, my tie-dyed T-shirt peppered with sizzling holes. Just across the center line, two
hungry giants were glaring down at me.
"Flesh!" they bellowed. "Hero flesh for lunch!" They both took aim.
"Percy needs help!" Tyson yelled, and he jumped in front of me just as they threw their balls.
"Tyson!" I screamed, but it was too late.
Both balls slammed into him ... but no ... he'd caught them. Somehow Tyson, who was so
clumsy he knocked over lab equipment and broke playground structures on a regu-lar basis,
had caught two fiery metal balls speeding toward him at a zillion miles an hour. He sent them
hurtling back toward their surprised owners, who screamed, "BAAAAAD!" as the bronze
spheres exploded against their chests.
The giants disintegrated in twin columns of flame—a sure sign they were monsters, all right.
Monsters don't die. They just dissipate into smoke and dust, which saves heroes a lot of
trouble cleaning up after a fight.
"My brothers!" Joe Bob the Cannibal wailed. He flexed his muscles and his Babycakes tattoo
rippled. "You will pay for their destruction!"
"Tyson!" I said. "Look out!"
Another comet hurtled toward us. Tyson just had time to swat it aside. It flew straight over
Coach Nunley's head and landed in the bleachers with a huge KA-BOOM!
Kids were running around screaming, trying to avoid the sizzling craters in the floor. Others
were banging on the door, calling for help. Sloan himself stood petrified in the middle of the
court, watching in disbelief as balls of death flew around him.
Coach Nunley still wasn't seeing anything. He tapped his hearing aid like the explosions were
giving him interfer-ence, but he kept his eyes on his magazine.
Surely the whole school could hear the noise. The head-master, the police, somebody would
come help us.
"Victory will be ours!" roared Joe Bob the Cannibal. "We will feast on your bones!"
I wanted to tell him he was taking the dodgeball game way too seriously, but before I could,
he hefted another ball. The other three giants followed his lead.
I knew we were dead. Tyson couldn't deflect all those balls at once. His hands had to be
seriously burned from blocking the first volley. Without my sword ...
I had a crazy idea.
I ran toward the locker room.
"Move!" I told my teammates. "Away from the door."
Explosions behind me. Tyson had batted two of the balls back toward their owners and
blasted them to ashes.
That left two giants still standing.
A third ball hurtled straight at me. I forced myself to wait—one Mississippi, two
Mississippi—then dove aside as the fiery sphere demolished the locker room door.
Now, I figured that the built-up gas in most boys' locker rooms was enough to cause an
explosion, so I wasn't surprised when the flaming dodgeball ignited a huge
WHOOOOOOOM!
The wall blew apart. Locker doors, socks, athletic sup-porters, and other various nasty
personal belongings rained all over the gym.
I turned just in time to see Tyson punch Skull Eater in the face. The giant crumpled. But the
last giant, Joe Bob, had wisely held on to his own ball, waiting for an opportunity. He threw
just as Tyson was turning to face him.
"No!" I yelled.
The ball caught Tyson square in the chest. He slid the length of the court and slammed into
the back wall, which cracked and partially crumbled on top of him, making a hole right onto
Church Street. I didn't see how Tyson could still be alive, but he only looked dazed. The
bronze ball was smoking at his feet. Tyson tried to pick it up, but he fell back, stunned, into a
pile of cinder blocks.
"Well!" Joe Bob gloated. "I'm the last one standing! I'll have enough meat to bring Babycakes
a doggie bag!"
He picked up another ball and aimed it at Tyson.
"Stop!" I yelled. "It's me you want!"
The giant grinned. "You wish to die first, young hero?"
I had to do something. Riptide had to be around here somewhere.
Then I spotted my jeans in a smoking heap of clothes right by the giant's feet. If I could only
get there.... I knew it was hopeless, but I charged.
The giant laughed. "My lunch approaches." He raised his arm to throw. I braced myself to die.
Suddenly the giant's body went rigid. His expression changed from gloating to surprise. Right
where his belly button should've been, his T-shirt ripped open and he grew something like a
horn—no, not a horn—the glowing tip of a blade.
The ball dropped out of his hand. The monster stared down at the knife that had just run him
through from behind.
He muttered, "Ow," and burst into a cloud of green flame, which I figured was going to make
Babycakes pretty upset.
Standing in the smoke was my friend Annabeth. Her face was grimy and scratched. She had a
ragged backpack slung over her shoulder, her baseball cap tucked in her pocket, a bronze
knife in her hand, and a wild look in her storm-gray eyes, like she'd just been chased a
thousand miles by ghosts.
Matt Sloan, who'd been standing there dumbfounded the whole time, finally came to his
senses. He blinked at Annabeth, as if he dimly recognized her from my notebook picture.
"That's the girl ... That's the girl—"
Annabeth punched him in the nose and knocked him flat. "And you," she told him, "lay off
my friend."
The gym was in flames. Kids were still running around screaming. I heard sirens wailing and
a garbled voice over the intercom. Through the glass windows of the exit doors, I could see
the headmaster, Mr. Bonsai, wres-tling with the lock, a crowd of teachers piling up behind
him.
"Annabeth ..." I stammered. "How did you ... how long have you ..."
"Pretty much all morning." She sheathed her bronze knife. "I've been trying to find a good
time to talk to you, but you were never alone."
"The shadow I saw this morning—that was—" My face felt hot. "Oh my gods, you were
looking in my bed-room window?"
"There's no time to explain!" she snapped, though she looked a little red-faced herself. "I just
didn't want to—"
"There!" a woman screamed. The doors burst open and the adults came pouring in.
"Meet me outside," Annabeth told me. "And him." She pointed to Tyson, who was still sitting
dazed against the wall. Annabeth gave him a look of distaste that I didn't quite understand.
"You'd better bring him."
"What?"
"No time!" she said. "Hurry!"
She put on her Yankees baseball cap, which was a magic gift from her mom, and instantly
vanished.
That left me standing alone in the middle of the burn-ing gymnasium when the headmaster
came charging in with half the faculty and a couple of police officers.
"Percy Jackson?" Mr. Bonsai said. "What ... how ..."
Over by the broken wall, Tyson groaned and stood up from the pile of cinder blocks. "Head
hurts."
Matt Sloan was coming around, too. He focused on me with a look of terror. "Percy did it,
Mr. Bonsai! He set the whole building on fire. Coach Nunley will tell you! He saw it all!"
Coach Nunley had been dutifully reading his magazine, but just my luck—he chose that
moment to look up when Sloan said his name. "Eh? Yeah. Mm-hmm."
The other adults turned toward me. I knew they would never believe me, even if I could tell
them the truth.
I grabbed Riptide out of my ruined jeans, told Tyson, "Come on!" and jumped through the
gaping hole in the side of the building. |